About Dog Planet:

Here at Dog Planet, we love dogs. I think it's safe to say that dogs are single-handedly the reason there is any joy in the world. With that being said, we'd love for you to join our efforts in becoming the one thing this universe needs most -- a world of dogs.

About you:

• Must love dogs
• Comfortable with dogs of all shapes, sizes, and temperaments
• Open availability to join a ficticious (but dreamy) career path
   

About the job:

• Pet dogs
• Give baths
• Train basic commands like sit, stay, shake, down
• You'll have no sense of personal space or boundaries, like, ever again
   

What you'll need:

Approximately 1,346,674,000 Lint Rollers. A few dozen pallets of them should do